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"Is there a problem with my burger?"

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theglitteringthong:

When you finally find the name of the song thats been stuck in your head

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Do you little fucks know how long it took me to find this image I had to look up seductive apples my family is questioning my mental health don’t fucking talk to me

I don’t know you but i think i love you

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barricadeponine:

my parents definitely did not raise me to be a queer feminist filled with the wrath of a thousand enraged dragons and yet here i am

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k1mkardashian:

whenever a friend tells me another friend’s business i be like “omg tell me everything!! details!!” cuz i’m nosy but in my mind i be like “hmmm okay i can’t trust this hoe….”

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growlithes:

Squidward kept this s*** real

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skypestripper:

when u burn someone in front of ur friends

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